Me: Motivate me to write more articles!
Him: It is only because of the written word that humans have risen above their lowly origins and traveled the stars! You are the heir to Hammurabi’s code! You are the font [?] of knowledge! Go teach your brothers and sisters that we may all be redeemed! Help at all?
Me: Ohmygod. I. Love. You.
Him: I love you to [sic]. Let Hades weep for my love know no season! I keep it evergreen in the starkness of the tundra!
Needless to say, he helped me have a very productive work day. Plus, I keep the goals in mind: Mardi Gras, king cake, Muses throws, so much Slim Goodies! Man I miss New Orleans.